The Joy of Nazism

Yes, that's correct, my first blog entry will be focused on the alien-worshipping Scientologist cult known as the Joy of Satan. The Joy of Satan is an anti-Semitic group that believes in several different, and quite interesting, claims. To start off, they believe that Satan and "Demons" are all E.T's. The creation story is as follows:

**NOTE: THIS IS WHAT ACTUAL JOY OF SATAN MEMBERS BELIEVE**
A group of aliens lived on a planet that had an atmosphere than ran off of gold. This group of aliens genetically engineered drones known as humans to harvest gold for their atmosphere. Upon gathering enough gold, most of the aliens wanted the humans destroyed. However, one rebel alien (Satan) and his friends (known as Demons) wanted to save humans and make them as the gods that they were. The large majority of aliens did not like this idea, and a war was fought between Satan and (supposedly, some sources may vary on this claim) other aliens known as Nordics, which are very similar looking to humans. There are other types of aliens according to this group, there are Grays (your stereotypical alien), Reptillians (some kind of reptile like creature) and various other aliens. Satan lost this battle but saved humanity.

The evil Aliens did not like this and are doing everything they can in their power to destroy humanity, which is being defended by Satan & his Demons. According to the Joy of Satan, Jews are decendants of reptillians, which explains their stereotypical features. [At this point, you may say WHAT THE FUCK aloud if you like.] Going on with this, the evil Aliens also created the "Holy Bible" which is held dearly by Christians worldwide. These Aliens imbued the Bible with tons of psychic energy so that it would be particularly influential to people.

END THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THE JOY OF NAZISM

Nazi Magic
Now, I will move onto the "Occult" aspects of the Joy of Satan. The Joy of Satan tosses around a few different pages of plagarized books. One book particularly ravished by the site creator is Inititiation into Hermetics authored by Franz Bardon. (It would be important to note that Franz Bardon was a Christian, and this 'group' HATES Christians). Full paragraphs, unedited, are quoted throughout the site with no credit given to the author. In addition to this, many of the topics the author covers are not that of which she plagarizes. Let me elbaborate: the author takes a paragraph about ouija boards and turns it into a guide to evoke demons.

Not only does this group falsly explain the entire process of evocation, but they fail to explain other important knowledge required for evocation. This is an example of what the entire site is run off of.

In short, the occult aspect of this site is for show. There is little to no occult knowledge being given out by this site, and when a topic is covered, it completley misinforms the reader.

Who is behind this?
The author of this site likes to go by the name Maxine Dietrich. However, if you read select parts of the website, you find that her name is Andrea Herrington. It is openly stated her first name is 'Andrea'. She is married to Cliff Herrington, a neo-nazi, currently wanted in at least two states.

Lets back up for a second.

Before the Joy of Satan, before Cliff, Andrea belonged to another group called 'The Cathedral of the Black Goat'. After this group was disbanded, Andrea married Cliff Herrington - a neo nazi - who was, at the time, a part of a Christian Nazi organization. After Andrea formed the Joy of Satan, Cliff was kicked out of the Nazi Organization due to his wife's involvement with Satanism.

Now we know where the author is coming from, and who she is.

Who Cares?
Well, The Joy of Satan has a lot of paralells to the Hitler Youth. They are a neo-nazi organization promising a great afterlife and fantastic benefits in the current life. The appeal of this group is aimed mostly at teenagers.

Donations to this group go towards a neo-nazi organization. There is nothing to elaborate on about this, it is what it is.

SO?
There is also the issue of the 'High Priests' of the group. "High Priest" Salem Burke isn't exactly a saint. He hires hackers from Canada to perform illegal acts. Burke also promotes the use of Crystal Meth to experience Satan. There is also the infamous "Orange Chapter" in which Salem Burke describes sex acts with a 12 year old girl.

If you see nothing wrong with ANY of this, I would reccomend calling your local insane asylum and asking for a longterm admission.

CONCLUSION:
The Joy of Satan is a neo-nazi organization promising benefits during life and the afterlife from an E.T. named Satan who is fighting against other Aliens who are evil. This group is run by a woman who doesn't know her own name and is married to a neo-nazi christian. The woman behind the site selects only elite individuals to become "High Priests" including pedophiles, computer hackers, and promoters of harsh, illegal drugs. The good thing about this group however, is that they allowed me to begin my blogging career.